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I let the TV babysit my toddler on Saturday mornings

I get home from work some nights around 3:30 am. This past weekend I stopped at the supermarket and got deviled eggs, ate 3 and then stopped by Mcdonald's and got a 5 pc chicken finger with honey mustard. I ate 3 and a half of those. Now, the dumb part that I have to confess is that I wasn't hungry!

Last night I had six drinks, half a pack of cigarettes and an entire order of quesadillas from Applebee's.

It was a celebratory night since my husband finished his last final though.

I just know tomorrow's run is going to feel it. Blah.

I have killed someone

I do... But I also have a confession..

I am about to go on vacation with some of my husbands family and all of their children.. The only way I can get out of holding/watching/changing them is if I "have been drinking"

Needless to say I will be drinking all week :)

I HATE one of my co-workers.  I'm going to beat her up.

Define "rock" on his world........

Speaking of confession......... One of my students propositioned me before class one day........and I took the offer. WOW

hmmm...

So the student asks me if she can come in before class to talk to me about an issue she was having.. Not thinking anyting other than she had an issue, I told her I would be available 30 minutes prior to class time.

She shows up, comes into my office and as I begin to ask here what can I help her with, as she is taking off her top (rather quickly I remember) she tells me that she wants me and will do anything I ask of her. Initially, I was rather taken back and as I "thanked her for the invitation" I told her I just could not do that.... She stands up, lifts her skirt to reveal nothing, and it was pretty much other from there...

I daydream sometimes about what my female co workers look like naked. Not all of them though, YUK!

whoever said they killed someone, ok that's unthinkable (??)

the one who has the hot for a co-worker, ok, we're on the same boat.

I have a co-worker worth drooling over.  Hot, hot hot!!!!  My assistant and I would sometimes hold on to paperworks and instead of sending it with the messenger, we would call him to come and pick it up, that way, we get to see him..............yummy!!

I once glued the recruiters phoneset to the stand once he made comments about not being about to use the tools we gave him.  This recruiter came barging into my office demanding I give him the book on how to use the telephone (simple telephone)  I explained the person who handled the phones before me didnt leave it and that I could look for one online.  He told me that I wouldnt give a construction guy a saw without an instruction manual so why would I give him a phone without one.  I told him I found one in chinese and he told me to give him that one that he would google the meanings in english I got a little huffy and told him to google the phone serial, make, and model.  Next morning he started again and when he left for lunch i glued it down.