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1. Aim low, reach your goals and avoid disappointment.
2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
3. Doing a job right the first time gets the job done.Doing the job wrong fourteen times gives you job security.
4. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
6. Plagiarism saves time.
7. Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
8. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
9. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
10. We waste time, so you don't have to.
11. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
12. Indecision is the key to Flexibility.
13. Succeed in spite of management.
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